Wonka Bars Review: A tasty treat for your noggin from Skord Marijuana!

Strain: Wonka Bars

Grower: Skord Marjuana

Genetic Breeder: Exotic Genetics

Consumption Method: Smoked through glass bubbler. 

The Wonka bars from Skord Marijuana is a flower that will have you feeling the perfect mix of “What’s going on?” and “There’s where I left my keys”. Smoking this near 50-50 hybrid leaves you pleasantly disoriented and yet in exactly the right place all at once. Wonka Bars is a great “movie weed” strain and could even be enjoyed before some physical activity for those who like a heavy Indica punch to balance the strong Sativa high. 

The flower is a unique blend of GMO cross-bred with Mint Chocolate Chip. The buds are covered with dense trichrome crystals and have hints of navy blue and bright emerald green peeking through a ton of frosted creamsicle colored orange hairs. 

See what we mean?!

The special color of the flowers is clearly genetic and not induced by temperature. This is to say; the weed is a deep blue and green color because that is how it was bred and should look, rather than because it had low temperatures in the growing environment which create darker colors and stimulate chlorophyll production. The latter or “fake color” would be shown by the purple coloration being present primarily on fan leaves and the buds would be a much lighter color which didn’t match the fan leaves or sugar leaves. This is not the case with these beautiful flowers. The colors are expressed naturally and to their full potential. 

The smell is hard to describe and that’s a good thing. You really have to experience this Skord Marijuana strain for yourself. The smell is like a blend of gasoline and baked goods which is pungent yet pleasant on the nose. This is a strain which is as easy to smell as it is to smoke. It shocks your nose while leaving you wanting more. The Wonka Bars are more palatable than some more purely pungent strains. The smoke is also one which rewards the patient stoner as the high builds gently and gradually after smoking. 

The Wonka Bars and many other unique blends from Exotic Genetics grown by Skord Marijuana are available at all A Greener Today locations. Call in advance or reserve online to assure selection.


A Greener Today has got you covered with pot shops all over the Greater Seattle and Washington State area. Check out our list of friendly weed stores by clicking here. If you’re in South Seattle or Walla Walla we’ve got your back with large selections and fridges full of hash. On the north end of Seattle we’ve got AGT Family weed stores in Shoreline, Bothell, Lynnwood and Gold Bar as well. The AGT Family of pot shops all around the Seattle area are your best bet for quality pesticide-free selection and knowledgeable sales assistance.

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