There are two types of stoners: those who would rather hide at home during the holidays, and those who want to get out into the world and take the reindeer by the horns. If you’re in the latter group?
Then head over to Country Village Shops to see some actual reindeer. No, you can’t actually grab them by the horns, but they are pretty fetching and you might as well make your holiday shopping experience slightly more interesting.
Speaking of interesting, did you know that reindeer and caribou are actually the same species? Or that they have the largest and heaviest antlers of any deer species? Or that male reindeer drop their antlers in November, while females keep theirs through the winter?
This leads us to speculate that the famous Rudolph was actually a lady. Also? The red-nosed thing is not so far-fetched.
Due to a dense network of blood vessels that help keep the nose surface warm, some reindeer do have rosy snouts. We learned this all on the Internets, after firing up a stoney bowl of Blue Dream (Artizen: THC 18.38%). This type of research and speculation is another reason we love recreational marijuana. In addition to making us hungry for adventure (and cookies), it also makes us hungry for knowledge, or at least random factoids.
So whether you want to spend your afternoon researching reindeer in the cozy comfort of your den or visiting the velvety beasts in person, stop by your favorite Bothell weed shop first for some mind-enhancing holiday goodies. The cheerful and knowledgeable budtenders at A Greener Today can help you locate the cookie, candy, or concentrate to match or improve your mood. We’ve also got an excellent selection of pre-rolls from Sweetwater Farms and Phat Panda.
Country Village Shops are at 23718 Bothell Everett Highway, Bothell, WA 98021. The Reindeer are located between Keepsake Cottage and the Pet Place, and will be welcoming visitors through Christmas Eve.
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